TO DO
Vacuum — X
Straighten up — X
Laundry
Trim hair out of dog’s eyes — X
Dust
Take out trash — X
Bathe dog
Bathe self
Dishes
Mop kitchen floor
that’s right. you’ve got company coming next weekend.
WTF. The whole point was so it would be a week later and you would show up and say, “Wow, this apartment is clean, but not SO clean that you probably cleaned it just for me. You must just be a naturally clean person. And cleanliness is next to Godliness, so that must mean you are a God.”
Stupid tumblr. Ruining my plans.
maffy is god.