i'm saraliz.

obama '08
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Behold the Glory that are My Testicles

  • Vinh: Satisfying me completely involves making me mean sandwiches. I'm a simple guy...
  • Saraliz: hahah awesome
  • Saraliz: I have been having sandwhich problems
  • Vinh: But while I'm eating the sandwich, you have to rub my balls.
  • Vinh: There's the catch...
  • Saraliz: I wish I knew what that felt like cuz so many dudes are just like...just hold them. please?
  • Vinh: Hold?
  • Vinh: I'm happy if I can just get a girl to look at them
  • Saraliz: hahahaha
  • Saraliz: LOOK AT MY BALLS
  • Vinh: LOOK AT THEM OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!
  • Saraliz: NO. DO NOT SHIELD YOUR EYES!
  • Saraliz: BEHOLD THE GLORY
  • Vinh: NO CRYING
  • Saraliz: HAHAHAH
nxt lvl
nxt lvl
um. not sure.
um. not sure.
HOT.
HOT.

heading to chaely’s to watch the obamamercial she just recorded for me. there’s a pretty good chance i’m going to find chae and lcat in tears.

edit: so they weren’t in tears…but my new nickname from alan is weepy.

I just want to say.

langer:

I am eternally grateful to be alive at this moment in history. I’ve spent the better part of my life wondering what it must have felt like to be alive in 1968, to experience the campaign of Robert Kennedy, to be truly inspired by your public servants. For the first time in my life I don’t have to wonder anymore.

@smalter

I am going to fucking cry on Tuesday no matter what, whether it’s tears of joy or tears of making plans to leave. krispayne (via frangry) my roomie said this today, too. almost verbatum.
gpoyw. eh.
gpoyw. eh.
aja:

Happy birthday internet!
The Internet was “born” on October 29, 1969, when two computers on a college campus connected; information, music, and celebrity sex tape distribution would never be the same again.

aja:

Happy birthday internet!

The Internet was “born” on October 29, 1969, when two computers on a college campus connected; information, music, and celebrity sex tape distribution would never be the same again.

david: GPOYW
way cooler than myspace tom.

david: GPOYW

way cooler than myspace tom.

give me a deficit of dollars but a surplus of boners palin boy <3