the amazing women in my life

like to end emails to me with things like:

Where have you been all my life, btw?

put that in your pipe and smoke it……………

and

LOVE, YO’ MAMA.

Running the numbers.

skeptictank:

bunnynico:

At the RNC, Palin said: ”But listening to [Obama] speak, it’s easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or even a reform, not even in the state senate.”

Giuliani and McCain similarly lied to the American public to cheers of “zero, zero” from the crowd.  Zero?

Here are the real numbers: 823 and 427 and 152. (via Daily Kos)

• 823 is the number of laws Obama sponsored in the Illinois State Senate. 
  
• 427 is the current count of the number of bills Obama has co-sponsored in the U.S. Senate.
• 152 is the most recent tally of the number of bills that Senator Obama has authored.  (View Obama’s current legislative record here.)

The real zeros from the transcripts of Palin’s and McCain’s RNC speeches:

• number of times “middle class” was mentioned by Palin or McCain
• number of times educational aid and educational opportunity was mentioned by Palin or McCain
• number of times healthcare was mentioned by Palin or McCain
• number of times an actual tax plan was mentioned by Palin or McCain
• number of times reproductive issues were mentioned by Palin or McCain
• number of times Palin actually issued directives to the National Guard as Governor of Alaska (which is zero) mentioned by Palin or McCain
• number of major laws, reforms, or bills Palin helped author or enact that were mentioned by Palin or McCain 
  

“What do you talk about when you have nothing to say?”  Biden asked.  Apparently, zero.

Here is a comprehensive list of Obama’s record on the issues.

i had a productive day at work.

i watched the hills.

i caught up on ny fashion week gossip. (omg internet famous meets actually famous)

and listened to an amazing episode of this american life.