it’s summer all the time.

halloween 2009 accomplishments

bringtheruckuss:

1. pulled over early in the day. no ticket.
2. got hit on by a dude. flattered but no dice, i am sooo not gay. i love the ladies. did i mention i’m straight? i own a football.
3. ate 40+ milk duds.
4. cops broke up the party at like 8:30 cause the world just can’t handle how hard me and my boyz are.
5. got searched by said cops and cuffed, got off scott free.
6. ate some stew. it was delicious.
7. took a pretty amazing dump.
8. shot a pumpkin with a 12 gage.

1. helped kelli get a rad little red riding hood costume together
2. ate the best breakfast sammy evar
3. got hween ready in about 45mi
4. got schooled on the qwerty keyboard
5. yelled BOOKFACE at some ahole
6. was tipped $58 buckaroonies by a rad group dressed as spaceghost
7. did badass cocktail waitress stuff
8. ate a victory cupcake