the drums - let’s go surfing.
this is a picture of me and my best friend laura sporting our bff rings with PRIDE.
it’s really impossible to write out all the reasons why she’s the best. it would be a ridiculously long list. but at the top would be this girl’s natural ability to instantly make me feel better. she gives the best roomie hugs. she hugs with her entire being and won’t let go until you know how much she loves you. she has an adorable sweet voice and beautiful blue eyes. she’s fuckin hilarious. i’m guilty of peeing from laughing at least a dozen times because of her. i’m a stronger person with a thicker skin because of her. she has no problem telling me to stop being such a baby. she lets me know almost daily that i have a penis for a face.
writing this is hard because i moved 2000 miles away six months ago and miss her an obscene amount. we’ve got a crazy strong friendship though that has already seen crazy highs and crazy lows. i love her so many much bunches. she’ll always be my roomie.
written for this marakele minerals contest to win some bangin lip gloss. but really it gave me an excuse to write about how rad roomie is.
Band B - ugly monkey
a little band from a little suburban detroit town i used to live in.
If there’s one thing I learned from Shelley Long aka Phyllis Neffler it’s to NEVER GIVE UP
JESUS WUZ A JUGGALO!!!
HE TURNED WATER IN 2 FAYGO!!!!!
(via stephenfalk)
this kute puppy video is all 2nd act!!! do u think it evr gets up?? how did it get on 2 its back in the 1st place?? is it 2 kute 2 adhere 2 western paradigms of strytelling??? u r driving me crzy puppy!!
don’t h8. i <3 puppy. him tells stories like i do!!!
(via planettampon)
woody just changed me.
My pal Zach out in LA IM’d me this song he wrote about his hometown of Los Angeles called “I’d Rather Be Hot.” It’s a real catchy pop-punk song, so if you don’t listen to this I will break your clavicle with 15lbs of pressure from my left hook.
I’M ALREADY HERE. WHY AREN’T YOU???????
meaningful little blue dot.


